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Haha….

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How my first apartment was furnished…

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(917): i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!


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TMI, but funny…

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(720): Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation


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You give mana to the gods… that’s what.

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(772): What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they’re jealous?


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Wonder if lines from 3 A.M. would work?

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(251): I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won’t even reply, just be on him like whoa.

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Haha…

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(414): You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go “Bye Bye!” and then when the new water came you would greet it with “Helloooo!”

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fre$h (ha!)

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(508): those are such fre$h shoes
(1-508): going to ignore the use of the word “fresh” in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an “s” with a dollar sign

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via..txts from last night…

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(651): Dude I’m so glad we’re not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.

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